"Hello, you've reached the desk of God. I'll be out of the office this week. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep. For immediate attention please contact my assistant Steve Jobs at ext. 102."
Okay, I think I found the problem. There is a 4 ft crack in the foundation. That's probably where u are feeling the draft. A little spackle and Should be good to go
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Murray, I don't even think that my leaving a note here will help the Browns this season...
Can you hear me now? Good!
I knew God had a cell phone.
I knew God had a cell phone.
I knew God had a cell phone
Still no answer......
Can you hear me now?
But, I have an unlimited data plan.
Are you there God? It's me. Margaret.
I am calling the bail bondsman now, we will get you out soon!
"Joe, come quick. There are girls on the other side."
"God, why does this always feel like I'm talking to a wall?"
Milk, eggs, bread-- hold honey, let me get a pen.
"God, I'm in time out, but they forgot to take my phone..."
"wadda ya mean you got the note but can't read my writing?"
"I didn't know I needed to wear a tie."
"Are you there, God? It's me, Moshe."
"OK... I need 2 dozen bagels, an order of lox, a few sides of cream cheese, and a few blintzes"
Multi-tasking, for the Jew on the go.
"Can you hear me now?"
"I thought we were meeting at this wall"
"I feel like I'm talking to a wall..."
"Hello, you've reached the desk of God. I'll be out of the office this week. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep. For immediate attention please contact my assistant Steve Jobs at ext. 102."
Hello, Jimmy johns?
Excuse me God while i take this call
Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? Dear God, it's like talking to a wall.
Okay, I think I found the problem. There is a 4 ft crack in the foundation. That's probably where u are feeling the draft. A little spackle and Should be good to go
"I told you never to call me in this wall! This is an unlisted wall!"
"For Praise, please press 1. For Gratitude, please press 2. For Requests, please press 3."
Roaming OFF. Home network ON.
"Wait, God, you knew about that?"
"I didn't bring a pen and piece of paper. What do you mean I can't leave a voicemail!"
Hello, police ? Yes, I'm being followed by the shadows of RUN DMC
...and who shall I say is calling?
...and who shall I say is calling?
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
Dear God, After all these years why are we being charged for roaming?
Okay talking and praying at this wall does not seem to work so I will call you direct Hashem!
Can I put you on hold?
Ok, go over 28 bricks...no, to the left...No, your at the wrong crack...there you are!
why do all my calls to u get dropped?
Chris Christie is Jewish?
Can you hear me now? Good.
What service does God use? AT&T or Sprint?
The peep hole is somewhere around here!!!
It has been a long time since we had a wall phone
I feel like I am talking to a wall...can u hear me?
"I'm listening."
In Jerusalem, it's a local call.
Ok, how do I say your name again?
Credit card number? Whaddaya mean you need my credit card number? This is supposed to be a local call!
hello Dr. Fnkel, this is god. just got your note and even I can't read your writing
Hello Dr. Finkel, it's me, G-D. listen I just got your note and even I can't read your writing
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