Monday, August 13, 2012

Monday Morning Caption Contest

Leave your funniest caption in the comments section below:


53 comments:

DEHausfrau said...

Murray, I don't even think that my leaving a note here will help the Browns this season...

Adam Schaffer said...

Can you hear me now? Good!

Arnie Rotenberg said...

I knew God had a cell phone.

Arnie Rotenberg said...

I knew God had a cell phone.

Arnie Rotenberg said...

I knew God had a cell phone

Unknown said...

Still no answer......

Rabbi Jason Herman said...

Can you hear me now?

Mitch Rudnick said...

But, I have an unlimited data plan.

Geo Poor said...

Are you there God? It's me. Margaret.

Nick Raftis said...

I am calling the bail bondsman now, we will get you out soon!

Steven Fine ‎ said...

"Joe, come quick. There are girls on the other side."

Rabbi Jason Miller said...

"God, why does this always feel like I'm talking to a wall?"

Rabbi Joshua B. Cohen said...

Milk, eggs, bread-- hold honey, let me get a pen.

Lenny Hutton ‎ said...

"God, I'm in time out, but they forgot to take my phone..."

Larry Gunsberg ‎ said...

"wadda ya mean you got the note but can't read my writing?"

Sharon Gould Eaton ‎ said...

"I didn't know I needed to wear a tie."

Joey Niskar said...

‎"Are you there, God? It's me, Moshe."

Sandor Holzer said...

‎"OK... I need 2 dozen bagels, an order of lox, a few sides of cream cheese, and a few blintzes"

Shayna Lax said...

Multi-tasking, for the Jew on the go.

Tani Shtull-Leber ‎ said...

"Can you hear me now?"

Renee Himelhoch Chemel ‎ said...

"I thought we were meeting at this wall"

Richard Jacobs ‎ said...

"I feel like I'm talking to a wall..."

Rabbi Jason Miller said...

‎"Hello, you've reached the desk of God. I'll be out of the office this week. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep. For immediate attention please contact my assistant Steve Jobs at ext. 102."

Jeff Katz said...

Hello, Jimmy johns?

Micki Grossman said...

Excuse me God while i take this call

Rabbi Eric Stark said...

Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? Dear God, it's like talking to a wall.

Jeff Katz said...

Okay, I think I found the problem. There is a 4 ft crack in the foundation. That's probably where u are feeling the draft. A little spackle and Should be good to go

Karl Moses ‎ said...

"I told you never to call me in this wall! This is an unlisted wall!"

Rabbi Rob Scheinberg ‎ said...

"For Praise, please press 1. For Gratitude, please press 2. For Requests, please press 3."

Rabbi Rob Scheinberg said...

Roaming OFF. Home network ON.

Rabbi Jason Miller said...

"Wait, God, you knew about that?"

Kevin Elbinger said...

‎"I didn't bring a pen and piece of paper. What do you mean I can't leave a voicemail!"

Jeff Katz said...

Hello, police ? Yes, I'm being followed by the shadows of RUN DMC

Bill Siemers said...

...and who shall I say is calling?

Bill Siemers said...

...and who shall I say is calling?

Rabbi David Greenspoon said...

All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

Eric Foreman said...

Dear God, After all these years why are we being charged for roaming?

Kevin Taylor said...

Okay talking and praying at this wall does not seem to work so I will call you direct Hashem!

Susan Scheinberg said...

Can I put you on hold?

Heather Chesney Bradley said...

Ok, go over 28 bricks...no, to the left...No, your at the wrong crack...there you are!

Julie Edgar said...

why do all my calls to u get dropped?

Jason Hillman said...

Chris Christie is Jewish?

Alexis Sack said...

Can you hear me now? Good.

Helene Heller said...

What service does God use? AT&T or Sprint?

Hector Hernandez said...

The peep hole is somewhere around here!!!

Lou Seligman said...

It has been a long time since we had a wall phone

Rebecca Karp Zusel said...

I feel like I am talking to a wall...can u hear me?

Sherryll Mleynek said...

‎"I'm listening."

Julie Hilton Danan said...

In Jerusalem, it's a local call.

Gurston Nyquist said...

Ok, how do I say your name again?

Daniel M. said...

Credit card number? Whaddaya mean you need my credit card number? This is supposed to be a local call!

Eric Feldman said...

hello Dr. Fnkel, this is god. just got your note and even I can't read your writing

Eric Feldman said...

Hello Dr. Finkel, it's me, G-D. listen I just got your note and even I can't read your writing