Monday, July 23, 2012

Monday Morning Caption Contest

Leave your funniest caption in the comments section:


54 comments:

DEHausfrau said...

"Note to self, email Shmuley Boteach, re: page 102."

Pesky Settler said...

Mishnah Bondage, Bava Kama Sutra clearly states that one may not wear a leather dog collar on Tisha b'Av or Yom Kippur, but a leather ball-gag is allowed since submissives should be seen and not heard.

Jack Rubin said...

I thought it was a book about my beard

Lenny Hutton said...

Captain Kangaroo does the Talmud.

Lou Seligman said...

I don't understand without mine glasses

Joey Niskar said...

‎"I'm too sexy for this book."

Harry Kirsbaum said...

They stole my book idea, "Eighteen Shades of Oy."

Rick Dorfman said...

politics have really aged rabbi shmuley

Bryan Steckler said...

He pulled out his schmekel and he did vat?

Jeff Katz said...

I have 12 children . I know what I'm doing

Ilan Caplan said...

No longer just black and white.

Jeff Katz said...

If I read it right to left , everyone is putting their clothes ON

Ron Lippitt said...

Meh...I've been doing the same thing with my talit for 30 years...

Micki Grossman said...

"So now I find out."

bangitout.com said...

‎50 shades of niddah

Raizy Blau said...

Nooooo!!! Maybe he gives chosson classes????!

gruven_reuven said...

I think he mistakenly picked up the book thinking it was commentary on Shas. The talmud is not black and white you know... although I think there are more then 50 shades of grey

Liz Creditor said...

Grey??? Oy! I thought I was only supposed to wear black and white!

Rabbi Jason Miller said...

♪ ♪ ♪ "...49 Days of the Omer, 50 Shades of Grey, Echad Mi Yodeah...." ♪ ♪ ♪

A Heterodox Jew said...

This isn't the Torah U-Madda Journal.

I love pink! said...

I'm reading it for research purposes only!

AJ said...

Simcha was surprised to see that ever since the asifa, the haskamos in the front prohibited the purchase of this book in E-Book format

Alef Bet Jewelry said...

Alef Bet Jewelry said...

So funny even repinned this!! Vhat is dis?

Sue Lawrence said...

Will Hannah do that?

Nathan Fine said...

Nothing new. Just like in the shtetl.

Seth Jacobson said...

"I really don't see what all the hype is about. Haven't they ever heard of Mikvah night??"

Jeffrey Salloway said...

How much longer to Shabbos?

Sherry Laser Milke said...

I'm reading this for my wife. They don't make fog-resistant glasses like they used to.

Yechiya Berzon said...

Oy Ms. Steel your dating a goy. come here its time for your 39 lashes.

Yechiya Berzon said...

Moishele was happy to finally get the cliffnotes for masechet makot and sota..now I can make a Siyum.

Yehudis Fekete said...

A chusen teacher seeks inspiration, 2012.

Max Merbaum ‎ said...

"Why people find these contortions necessary is beyond me. What's wrong with the Misphucha Position? Or Reverse Mishpucha?"

Rochelle Bloom said...

Maybe he is studying new positions.........

Rochelle Bloom said...

Ossssssssur!

Marilin Miller Lipman said...

Arte Johnson's finally getting some satisfaction on that park bench....who needs Ruth Buzzi?!

Scott Cohen said...

The Song of Songs has this beat!

Scott Cohen said...

Vat...dis isn't about tailoring!?!?!

Moshe Waldoks ‎ said...

47, 48, 49...

Rabbi Faith Friedman Cantor said...

It's a mitzvah!

David Goldenberg said...

Rethinking his covenant, Shmuel reviews the latest in contract language.

Seth Frankel said...

Proverbs got this licked.

Michael Laser said...

The text is interesting, but the commentary in the margins... very enlightening.

Abigail Telnof said...

I'm actually taking a shluffy (nap)-these glasses are for reading. I just want to look more approachable to assimilated Jews. They always like to challenge me with Thursday night Torah study group knowledge. Ok, so vhat's your qvestion???

Danielle Binder Ruskin said...

Thanks for the Monday morning laughs....I'm literally LOL .This is the best caption contest to date :-)

Alex AJ Schostak said...

Thus, according to this source, one must wait to see fifty shades of grey before it is permissable to recite the Shema in the morning!

Jerry Blum said...

So funny!

David Greenspoon said...

Ooooh...leather! I never thought about using my tefllin like this before!

Larry Gunsberg said...

Vell, at least it's not about my beard...

Steven Fine said...

Oy, my wife told me it was about dying her hair. hoo ha.

Joel E. Grand said...

Gotta figure out how to put that ah back into Mikva night.

Ron Kaplan said...

‎"In the Talmud it says... wait, what???"

Phil Arbit ‎ said...

50 shades of OY

Roy Kessel said...

I hope nobody will notice I am spending extra time studying talmud if I hide it under this book cover

Jeff Katz said...

Hagrid from harry potter fame is looking over his new script.