Friday, December 23, 2005

New Israeli Plan Unveiled - Get Arik down to 167

Rabbi Jason MillerBreaking News

Ariel Sharon reportedly weighs 312 pounds.

Ma'ariv published the statistic Thursday following speculation over whether the portly Israeli prime minister was dangerously heavy.

Sharon was briefly hospitalized for a stroke earlier this week, drawing dieting advice from the likes of President Bush. Ma'ariv quoted Sharon's doctors as saying he should shed 145 pounds.

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