I'm actually in Texas right now for a Synaplex meeting and thus far I am happy to report that I have not been directly hit by VP Dick Cheney. Unfortunately Harry Whittington, a 78-year-old lawyer, was not as lucky. Cheney actually shot his fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets. See the full story at CNN.com.
Apparently Jon Stewart got his prayers answered and I'm not talking about his newborn daughter!
These fellas better be careful hanging around with this guy!