Stephen Colbert: "I'm Steven Colbert and I wish you Jon a most joyous Yom Kippur."
Jon Stewart: "Um Steven, Yom Kippur is the Jewish Day of Atonement."
Stephen Colbert: "But isn't that your biggest holiday?"
Jon Stewart: "It is a holiday, but not in the sense of festivities. It's a day spent atoning for the sins of the past year."
Stephen Colbert: "You people are so fakakta!"
Oh and Mazel Tov to Jon Stewart and his entire team for winning two major Emmy awards:
- Best variety/musical/comedy series
- Best writing for a best variety/musical/comedy series
Accepting one of his two awards, Jon Stewart said: "When I said that I wanted to put together a writing staff that would only be 80 percent Ivy League-educated Jews, they said it couldn't be done."