Mishnah Bondage, Bava Kama Sutra clearly states that one may not wear a leather dog collar on Tisha b'Av or Yom Kippur, but a leather ball-gag is allowed since submissives should be seen and not heard.
I think he mistakenly picked up the book thinking it was commentary on Shas. The talmud is not black and white you know... although I think there are more then 50 shades of grey
I'm actually taking a shluffy (nap)-these glasses are for reading. I just want to look more approachable to assimilated Jews. They always like to challenge me with Thursday night Torah study group knowledge. Ok, so vhat's your qvestion???
"Note to self, email Shmuley Boteach, re: page 102."
ReplyDeleteMishnah Bondage, Bava Kama Sutra clearly states that one may not wear a leather dog collar on Tisha b'Av or Yom Kippur, but a leather ball-gag is allowed since submissives should be seen and not heard.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was a book about my beard
ReplyDeleteCaptain Kangaroo does the Talmud.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand without mine glasses
ReplyDelete"I'm too sexy for this book."
ReplyDeleteThey stole my book idea, "Eighteen Shades of Oy."
ReplyDeletepolitics have really aged rabbi shmuley
ReplyDeleteHe pulled out his schmekel and he did vat?
ReplyDeleteI have 12 children . I know what I'm doing
ReplyDeleteNo longer just black and white.
ReplyDeleteIf I read it right to left , everyone is putting their clothes ON
ReplyDeleteMeh...I've been doing the same thing with my talit for 30 years...
ReplyDelete"So now I find out."
ReplyDelete50 shades of niddah
ReplyDeleteNooooo!!! Maybe he gives chosson classes????!
ReplyDeleteI think he mistakenly picked up the book thinking it was commentary on Shas. The talmud is not black and white you know... although I think there are more then 50 shades of grey
ReplyDeleteGrey??? Oy! I thought I was only supposed to wear black and white!
ReplyDelete♪ ♪ ♪ "...49 Days of the Omer, 50 Shades of Grey, Echad Mi Yodeah...." ♪ ♪ ♪
ReplyDeleteThis isn't the Torah U-Madda Journal.
ReplyDeleteI'm reading it for research purposes only!
ReplyDeleteSimcha was surprised to see that ever since the asifa, the haskamos in the front prohibited the purchase of this book in E-Book format
ReplyDeleteAlef Bet Jewelry said...
ReplyDeleteSo funny even repinned this!! Vhat is dis?
Will Hannah do that?
ReplyDeleteNothing new. Just like in the shtetl.
ReplyDelete"I really don't see what all the hype is about. Haven't they ever heard of Mikvah night??"
ReplyDeleteHow much longer to Shabbos?
ReplyDeleteI'm reading this for my wife. They don't make fog-resistant glasses like they used to.
ReplyDeleteOy Ms. Steel your dating a goy. come here its time for your 39 lashes.
ReplyDeleteMoishele was happy to finally get the cliffnotes for masechet makot and sota..now I can make a Siyum.
ReplyDeleteA chusen teacher seeks inspiration, 2012.
ReplyDelete"Why people find these contortions necessary is beyond me. What's wrong with the Misphucha Position? Or Reverse Mishpucha?"
ReplyDeleteMaybe he is studying new positions.........
ReplyDeleteOssssssssur!
ReplyDeleteArte Johnson's finally getting some satisfaction on that park bench....who needs Ruth Buzzi?!
ReplyDeleteThe Song of Songs has this beat!
ReplyDeleteVat...dis isn't about tailoring!?!?!
ReplyDelete47, 48, 49...
ReplyDeleteIt's a mitzvah!
ReplyDeleteRethinking his covenant, Shmuel reviews the latest in contract language.
ReplyDeleteProverbs got this licked.
ReplyDeleteThe text is interesting, but the commentary in the margins... very enlightening.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually taking a shluffy (nap)-these glasses are for reading. I just want to look more approachable to assimilated Jews. They always like to challenge me with Thursday night Torah study group knowledge. Ok, so vhat's your qvestion???
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Monday morning laughs....I'm literally LOL .This is the best caption contest to date :-)
ReplyDeleteThus, according to this source, one must wait to see fifty shades of grey before it is permissable to recite the Shema in the morning!
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
ReplyDeleteOoooh...leather! I never thought about using my tefllin like this before!
ReplyDeleteVell, at least it's not about my beard...
ReplyDeleteOy, my wife told me it was about dying her hair. hoo ha.
ReplyDeleteGotta figure out how to put that ah back into Mikva night.
ReplyDelete"In the Talmud it says... wait, what???"
ReplyDelete50 shades of OY
ReplyDeleteI hope nobody will notice I am spending extra time studying talmud if I hide it under this book cover
ReplyDeleteHagrid from harry potter fame is looking over his new script.
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