Seder Sidekick

One of my favorite Passover related videos on YouTube is an instructional video in Japanese teaching how to cut a matzah perfectly in half. Check it out:
Wishing everyone a chag sameach - a joyous Passover holiday!


One of my favorite Passover related videos on YouTube is an instructional video in Japanese teaching how to cut a matzah perfectly in half. Check it out:
Many Jews have made it a family tradition to eat Chinese food on Christmas. Of course, this is the case because there aren't any other restaurants open on Christmas except for Chinese and Japanese restaurants. Well, according to the JTA Blog it turns out that presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee shares this Christmas tradition with the Jews. And this might just be the only tradition that Huckabee shares with Jewish people. JTA picked up on the story from the end of a MSNBC report about Huckabee and religion:"The only thing that I know that for sure we're going to do that we have always done is we'll go to our church Christmas Eve service," Huckabee said. "It's a huge community-wide celebration, and we do that every year. And then we have an unusual tradition that after the Christmas Eve service we go out and eat Chinese food. Don't ask me why."
Asked if the tradition is intended to help him better relate to the Jewish community, Huckabee said, "No, it's Chinese food."
He was unaware of the Jewish Christmas tradition.
Labels: Christianity, Holidays, Humor, Jewish
Everyone is talking about the faux pas at Balducci's, the "food lover's market" in New York City. Last week, blogger Nancy Kay Shapiro saw that Balducci's had labeled its hams with pricing signs advertising "Delicious for Chanukah" and returned the next day with her camera in hand. Just about every newspaper in the country picked up the story leading the Greenwich Village gourmet food store to issue an apology on its website.
Ramadan: It's all about the lox and shmear!
Celebrate the Sabbath with a bottle of vodka for your favorite Mormon!Labels: Antisemitism, Humor, Jewish, Kosher
I just saw that there is now an LED kippah (yarmulke) that you can buy on the Web. You can program your own scrolling message. Perhaps donors will contribute money to the congregation for their name to scroll down the rabbi's kippah?
This past Saturday night, Congregation Shaarey Zedek in Southfield (a suburb of Detroit, Michigan) brought the off-Broadway show "Jewtopia" to their shul. I believe it was a more sanitized version of the show that I saw in New York City this past December with a group from my shul since the full version would not be appropriate in a synagogue. I thought "Jewtopia" was great and I even bought the "Jewtopia" book after the show which the writers/actors, Bryan Fogel and Sam Wolfson (in photo at right), graciously autographed.
Rabbi David Kilimnick (left). I was asked to take David to dinner and then to his performance at Tifereth Israel, the other Conservative shul down the street in Columbus. David performed his routine for about 180 USYers who were in town for a Central Region USY (CRUSY) Kinnus hosted by Tifereth Israel and at Agudas Achim. Unfortunately for David, his show was in the main sanctuary, which proved to be a poor venue but he did get some laughs from his funny perspective on making aliyah. David also performed Friday night for Ohio State University Hillel and then on Saturday night for the Main Street Synagogue (Torat Emet).
I thought it was pretty funny that a rabbi was doing stand-up comedy at the Main Street Synagogue across town on the same night that my shul, Agudas Achim, was hosting a rabbi doing stand-up comedy as well. Rabbi Bob Alper (in photo to right) contacted me a few months ago about doing a Saturday night concert for us and I thought it was a great idea. Jake Kander, our program director, took care of all the arrangements and asked if I would be willing to be the opening act. I've never really done stand-up comedy before, unless you count introducing some comedians with a few jokes as I have done with some local comics from Detroit and for the Sklar Brothers (in photo to left). I also got some good laughs in October when I gave the "invocation" before "Boys Night Out," a night of comedy hosted by my shul's brotherhood.
Here is the front page article from This Week Community Newspapers:In keeping with a long-running Jewish comic tradition, two rabbis will perform stand-up comedy Saturday, Feb. 10, at the Congregation Agudas Achim, 2767 E. Broad St.
The 7 p.m. show, which is open to the public, features professional stand-up comic and rabbi Bob Alper. Alper, who has been performing for 20 years, was a rabbi in Buffalo and Philadelphia for 14 years before becoming a professional comic.
Alper performs for synagogues, churches, colleges and other venues as he travels the country. His tag line: "The world's only practicing clergyman doing stand up...intentionally." He is also the first Jewish person to earn a doctorate from Princeton Theological Seminary.
His comedy, which is sanitized for a family audience, isn't totally preoccupied with religion.
"My comedy is half religious. You don't have to be Jewish to get the jokes," Alper said.
Alper's career took off after he placed third out of 100 entries in a Philadelphia comedy contest. He was beaten by a chiropractor and a lawyer, he said. He travels across the country, performing about 100 shows a year.
He frequently performs with Ahmed Ahmed, an Arab Muslim stand-up comedian. They sometimes team up for college shows that are sponsored by the school's diversity department or the Hillel and Muslim Student Association.
Rabbi Jason Miller of Agudas Achim will warm up the audience with a few jokes of his own. Laughter and fun, Miller said, are key components to the Jewish faith.
"It is important in life to be able to laugh at ourselves. It is a core concept in Judaism to have fun and enjoy life," he said.
When Miller became the Agudas Achim rabbi eight months ago, his first column in the congregation's newsletter addressed how important it is to have fun in the synagogue.
"One thing that not enough rabbis drive home is how important it is to have fun while they are in the building," he said. "Both young and old should feel like this is a place to have fun."
Miller even teaches a class about Jewish humor. Comics like Woody Allen, Larry David, Mel Brooks and Lenny Bruce are the public faces of the comic tradition in the religion.
The sometimes self-deprecating style of Jewish comedy recognizes that there is humor in being Jewish. Miller recently took some congregants to New York to see "Jewtopia," a Broadway show that lampoons Jewish stereotypes.
"We were in pain from laughing so hard," Miller said. "It's healthy."
Anyone interested in scoring free beer and learning more about the relationship between Judaism and humor can attend Rabbi Miller's monthly class, Torah on Tap, at the Bexley Monk on East Main Street. The next installment is at 7 p.m. on Monday, Feb. 22.
The Shushan Channel offers to raise the bar on Purim by providing original, topical and hilarious Purim shpiels created by top comedy writers from New York and LA. These shpiels can be used by synagogues, Hillels or JCCs and are guaranteed to make people laugh.
From the website you can look at sample sketches and read reviews from congregations who have used The Shushan Channel in the past. I watched the sample sketches and they are pretty funny, but even with a good script it is still critical to have good delivery and comic timing. Most Purim shpiels are so bad, however, that at least with some professional comedy writers there is bound to be an improvement.
In Rabbinical School, I remember learning that in order to deliver good sermons a rabbi has to find his/her voice. Well, here's a video of a man (Jared Gordon) who has found 100 other voices (and can do them in only 4 minutes). I've always been a fan of celebrity impressions and this guy is hillarious.
Like Saturday Night Live's "Lazy Sunday" (Chronicles of Narnia Rap) viral video, there are a lot of challengers (see "Lazy Shabbos") on YouTube, but I think Jared Gordon does the best impressions.
Labels: Humor
Office Max has a new promotion on the Web, called Elf Yourself, that allows you to upload a head shot of you or a friend to create a dancing elf. Here is my creation. It's not the best cutout of my face, but I didn't want to spend [er, waste] too much time doing this.
I actually like the Elf Yourself I did with the face of Arnie Eisen, the new chancellor of The Jewish Theological Seminary. Fortunately, Prof. Eisen has a great sense of humor. I found it to be even funnier if you play the song "I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from Disney's "The Lion King" while you watch Chancellor Eisen dance.